What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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