3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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