i don't plan on having that self control this summer
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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