I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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