No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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