some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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