You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
