We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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