I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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