If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Oh Jesus.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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