Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
how drunk are you?
Several
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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