Can Purell be used as lube?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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