like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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