I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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