My hand turned me down
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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