We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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