We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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