I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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