guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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