this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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