Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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