at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think my fart just growled at me.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
foreskin is a definite game changer
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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