all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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