he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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