yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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