Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
