i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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