She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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