You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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