We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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