Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
