Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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