so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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