lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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