And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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