I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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