you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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