She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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