You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
