I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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