super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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