You're a womanizer and a bitch.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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