It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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