Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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