going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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