Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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