He is such a slut. More and more my type.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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