I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.