He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?