It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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