are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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