Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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