I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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