I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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