I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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