6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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