God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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