guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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