So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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